will never hang there, even if i had a number and secondly -poor rosie's gotta find a new number and no one around here really
likes him or understands a word he says -so...the consensus for has new number has mostly been number 86 ..and a few of the guys -great kidders, all of them...have also suggested that management might retire the number 86 if i started wearing it...we'll
just have to wait and see what happens when this team decides to play some hockey...
ok...the management asked me to give a pep talk between the second and third -so...i really don't know how to say this -uhmm...
please bear with me for a second...look, now...
the management tells me that beer and soda and bottled water sales are way down
and you people are going to have to put your pedals to the metal
or at least the plastic
because it's against the law to sell metal
containers at the garden-here, but...
and hot dog sales are down 20 percent and pretzels
and forget about knishes which i already forgot about because i don't know what they are...
seems...the only thing that's selling good out there on the floor is
the little
sort of triangular fire renney pennants ...
and i guess that's good -no, wait...that's me...
c'mon guys...what would you think if
i walked around behind the bench waving around these little fire all the vendors flags and razzing you when you went by...
now -please...just get out there and do your job...like i'm doing my job...
by either winning by one goal in the shootout or losing by 1 to 8 goals...
i'm doing my job...just get out there and do yours...now, i've got to get back behind the bench
because they just told me we're down by a goal...so let's be a team eh?
thanks -uhh...could one of you tell me which way the bench is?..
.no, not that
bench...
the rangers bench...what do you mean you're sorry to hear that...haha...great bunch of kidders...uh -that way? thanks...
here we go again...
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